An American redneck decides to go ice fishing do he goes out on the ice with his tent and his ice pick. He starts to pick away at the ice when he hears a loud disembodied voice that says "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.!" he looks around and sees no one so he carries on picking at the ice. Again the voice says "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" he looks around again sees no one and carries on picking at the ice, again the voice says "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE " he stops and looks up saying "God is that you.?" and the disembodied voice say's "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."